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Writer's picturePaul (Bernard) Calvert

Silly Cow  

Updated: Mar 19


Being a cow is great, fresh air every day

I love it being a cow in the grass, it’s a great place to stay

Eating all the time and chewing on my cud

And lying in the sunshine, life is so good

But it’s not all enjoyment and fun

As soon as I eat the milk production has begun

That lovely green grass turns into milk for your tea

And it’s all courtesy of moih, yes me

And then it’s time for milking, on my udders the milking machine goes

Just that up and down feeling penetrates down to my toes

That’s a normal day but today I’m in a mental hospital you see

Because I have something called Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy.


©️Paul Calvert


BIO:

Paul Calvert is a journalist who lives in Bethlehem in the holy land.

He has been there for over 22 years.

Originally a farmer's son from Carlisle Cumbria England, Paul left school at 16 and went to work on the family farm.

Then he went to work in Christian ministry and has continued since then.

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